I’m maybe gonna go Odessa because-
Wow. Whoa.
Everyone hates me. No!
I’m just like, Guys like- I feel so special.
No. Okay. I smell bad.
I can’t dress you. So.
No, no, no, no. [group laughing]
Hi guys, I’m Rachel Sennott,
and we are the cast of I Love LA
and we are about to play Allure’s
Truth Serum. Truth Serum.
Serum! [soft music]
Yeah. I was, oh!
[hands thudding]
I’m opening my envelope.
I love this seal. The teardrop.
Oh yeah, I know mine. Okay.
Who here has the thickest ass?
Guys, cheers to the truth. To truth.
To truth. To truth.
[Josh] To truth.
Okay. Josh. Oh, hey.
Who here smells the best and what do they smell like?
Ooh. Ooh.
[Josh inhaling and exhaling]
[screaming]
Do you wanna- Say it.
Smell everyone individually?
I’m gonna say Odessa.
Yeah. Yeah.
Because- I was gonna say that too.
I don’t know what the smell,
it’s Odessa. She makes her own.
She makes her own. It’s her own scent?
Yeah. Yeah.
So when I said it’s Odessa, it’s because it’s-
She won’t tell anyone what’s in it though.
But it’s really good.
It’s really you. Aw, guys.
Yeah. Yeah.
I’m disappointed I lost.
Yeah, but Odessa, she’s famous for her smell.
Like essential oils. It’s essential oils.
It’s a little like musky almost.
Like there’s like a little, there’s like-
Poopy. [laughing] Oh no. No.
Isn’t it like a herb? I feel it’s like a-
A winter tree. It’s a winter herb.
Patchouli almost.
It just like different essential oils
and it definitely has like a vibe to it.
It’s a little witchy. Am I saying something wrong_
No musk is right. Must is wrong.
I said musk. No musky is right.
Yeah. Not musty.
Yeah, no, we were, earlier,
we were like, What’s the difference
between must and and musk? Must and musk.
Oh. And you just clarified
it for us. I did.
Thanks, guys.
Anytime, babe.
Odessa. Oh God.
What’s your best hangover ritual to feel human again?
And can you tell us all? Okay.
I actually kind nailed it last night.
it seems. So I really nailed it
last night. Yeah.
Okay. Because I was on fire.
We’re all just still drunk I feel like.
Okay, so I had five glasses of water before bed,
which is really hard to do. To do.
You have to get it down. So you got home
and faced like-
I go home, immediately a glass of water-
Oh, not throughout the night.
Wait five minutes, wash my face, glass of water.
Get some food in you. You have to eat something.
You have to eat. What kind of food?
You have to eat.
All that I had was frozen mac and cheese.
So I had frozen mac and cheese.
Did you warm it up first? Yeah, I was gonna say.
I ate it frozen. Okay.
No. Warmed it up and it.
I barely fucking chewed ’cause I was so tired.
I literally just- That sounds horrible.
You just need something in you.
You know what I mean? Wow, you really
took care of yourself. You need to…
I could not be fucked today.
Drank another glass of water.
Oh my God.
Wash off my body, get in bed.
Ended up having to go pee.
Woke up in the middle of the night.
I was gonna- Drank another
glass of water. I know you had to
go pee pee, girl.
Drink another glass of water
when you wake up in the middle of the night,
that means you need to drink more water.
And then you’re gonna wake up in the morning
and drink another glass,
and then you’re gonna feel so much better.
Wow. I was actually shocked
at how fine I felt this morning.
Wow. Wow.
Drink water.
Wow. And eat frozen
mac and cheese. And eat frozen
mac and cheese.
I just had scallops.
Yeah. That was a weird choice for a hangover.
You had what, scallops? True.
[group laughing]
Jordan Firstman. Yeah.
Be honest. How often do you actually floss?
I’ve gotten better this year and I do it every day now.
Bullshit. Every day?
No, every day. Yeah.
Every night. Morning and night or?
No, once every night. I just started
doing it every day.
What spurred this on?
The dentist was like, Dude.
[all laughing]
You gotta,
this isn’t- You gotta switch.
This is not- This isn’t looking good.
It’s not looking good.
Okay, Odessa, what’s the weirdest thing
that you do to relax?
Clean. [True laughing]
Yeah. We knew this already.
That’s productive.
Any free time that I have is dedicated
to like organizing or cleaning.
But does it help you relax?
I don’t actually know.
Yeah. What does actually help you relax?
And it has to be weird.
Honestly, I really don’t do,
like I’ve never had like a facial before.
I feel like that would be relaxing.
I would like to try that.
Like a humble brag ’cause you got great skin?
What? Yeah, she’s like,
I’ve never had a facial.
I’ve never stepped foot in the gym.
Never had a facial. Never.
She’s like, I don’t stress.
I’ve never drank water before.
I actually don’t drink water.
I just live. I don’t need to.
I just breathe. I just hydrate on my own.
I’m almost outta serum. Cheers.
Wait, can we have some more serum?
It’s so good. It’s delicious.
[soft music]
True.
Whitaker, what is the biggest lie you’ve told
to get out of social plans?
[dramatic music]
I’ve lied and said that I fell down the stairs
and so I couldn’t make it. That’s funny.
True.
I did. And it’s fucked up.
And like, how dramatically did you,
were you like- She calls you, like Guys.
I was like, Dude, like I was on the way down
and I like tripped so hard.
Like I fucked my ankle up. I’m just gonna stay in.
But who did you say that to?
It was kind of fucked up.
It was for school when I was like at NYU.
Oh, that’s okay. I was supposed to meet up
with like two classmates to work on something.
Oh my God. You made them do all the work.
Yeah. And then you
took credit. And you know what’s crazy?
I hadn’t even left bed yet, so there’s no way I fell.
It’s a really good
lie though. It’s specific.
Yeah, because no one’s gonna be like, You’re lying
about falling down the stairs.
Until now.
Show me the bruise. Yeah.
Rachel. Rachel Sennott. Yeah. Yeah.
Rachel Ann Sennott. Yeah.
Who here would you trust the most
to get you ready for an event from head to toe?
It is a close tie between-
I gotta be in the top two.
Come on. True and Odessa.
Yeah. I do my own hair
and makeup too, so I could-
I mean, I do mine as well. I mean, I don’t know
if you could trust us right now.
I feel like I like understand your style
maybe better than certain people.
No, I think I could find something good.
I think I could fit her in something.
I’ve been with you so long.
I know what works on you. No. No.
Gay clothes and a person
does not apply right now. [dramatic music]
Okay?
I think if it was something where I can’t bring,
like it’s full head to toe like clothes too,
and hair and makeup.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Head to toe.
Feet too then.
And toes. And toes.
And it’s like hair too. And toes. Read the room.
Read the room, honey. No one cares about toes.
I wanna say I’m maybe gonna go Odessa because-
Wow. Whoa.
Everyone hates me.
No. [laughing]
I’m just like, Guys, like-
I feel so special right now.
I smell bad. I can’t dress you.
No, no, no, no. [group laughing]
No. She doesn’t think I’m fly.
I do. She’s really mad.
She’s actually mad.
The only thing is I want Odessa
to do her- Beat.
Her beat. On you.
I wanna try the beat. I want you to do
your beat on me. More of a natural beat.
Yes. I feel like.
But if I was doing my own,
like I think for clothes styling, True.
I’ll take it.
And to get ready with me, Jordan.
For vibes, to bring vibes.
She’s getting ready to go meet up with Josh.
Josh on FaceTime.
You guys are tearing us apart.
Alright. True.
Okay.
No cheating, tell us every beauty treatment
you’ve gone to prepare for this press junket.
Oh, I actually kind of like,
I’ve been so tired and so I’m wearing press ons.
Like I didn’t do enough,
but I mean, I look okay.
Well you- You look great.
You look so good. I got my bangs a little-
Love the bangs. What else did I do?
The shot. Oh, I had a pimple
a couple days ago so I went and got a cortisone shot
into the pimple. What?
Yeah because- I didn’t know
that was a thing. That’s a thing?
Yeah, because it was two days,
it was like two days before the premiere.
It was big. It was huge.
Wait, what?
And you can still kind of see it.
Wait, you got a cortisone shot in a…
[Odessa gasping] Yeah, those are fab.
[gasping] I didn’t know. What?
I need to combat it.
I was like, I can’t just- There’s a whole world.
These are real things?
My mind is blown right now.
Whatever, perfect skin.
I had a pimple and I had to go.
No, she’s blown about
the cortisone. No, I didn’t know
that you could do cortisone shots in a pimple.
In a pimple. It takes a minute.
Apparently you can’t go too crazy
’cause sometimes it can dent.
Can dent? Can you see it?
It’s still there a little.
Wait, that’s so scary. No, yesterday a little
but not today. Wow. Thank you.
I’ve been using-
On the premiere day, yeah, for sure.
Now though, it’s fine.
I just, yeah, I definitely was trying
to get rid of a little friend.
Wow. Good to know, good advice.
Thank you. Oh, and I got
my lashes done and they’re a little thick.
They look really good.
They look gorgeous. Thank you, guys.
Maybe give poor Josh a question.
I’ve been saying a lot of things
and make interesting observations.
Yeah, I think so.
You’re beautiful. Okay. Be honest.
What’s one part of your beauty routine
that you wish that you could skip?
Do you have
a beauty routine? Well, let’s see.
Let me just dive into this.
It is a long, yeah, just shower.
It’s the only- Imagine he has
like a three hour beauty routine.
Honestly, bar of soap all over the face.
I wish I could just skip that.
[Odessa And Jordan] You bar of soap on your face?
I just recently went on a skin journey.
Right. Well, your skin looks good.
Yeah. You’re looking great.
Thank you. Thank you. It does look great.
I have rosacea, which I just found out about.
Oh. I like Rosacea I’m sorry.
It gives like cute- Yeah, rosy cheeks,
rosy cheeks.
So, but basically I’m actually doing
for the first time in my life as well.
Like I clean it. I do like a serum.
I clean it, your face.
I [indistinct]
I clean it.
I know the St. Ives Apricots Scrub.
When boys found out about that
from their moms in high school-
What? Everything changed.
The St. Ives Apricot Scrub. Apricot Scrub.
I’ve never heard of it. Oh my God.
It was like basically sand on your face.
Oh, I have this. Ripping your skin. Yeah.
Yeah, so it like shards cutting you.
You have it now?
No, no, no. This stuff is amazing.
No, that’s a Neutrogena.
Did you ever do Proactive commercials?
Yeah. I didn’t do
Proactive commercial. I did Proactive.
Okay, because I feel like you’re around the time of like,
people were really in that. No, I should have though
’cause I had acne
when I was younger. Like did you make-
What ads did you do?
I did a McDonald’s commercial when I was 10.
Get that money. Get that bag.
Oh my God.
I was the spokes kid for Time Warner Cable
when I was nine years old.
Wait, that’s so cool.
They almost fired me day one
’cause I couldn’t say it properly.
I kept saying Time Warner Cable.
Time Warner.
I could say Time Warner Cable.
Like the emphasis was always, yeah.
I had blonde tips. Frosted tips.
Oh my God. The whole thing.
I digress.
Yes. I didn’t get you.
I need everyone. Yeah.
You.
[soft music]
Can I see your questions? [laughing]
Wait, I wanna see more.
Wait, which one, which one? Help me, help me.
It needs to be like a fun one.
Please, please. That’s kinda fun,
that’s kinda fun. Who do I ask?
True or Jordan or Rachel? All three of you.
Okay. And Josh.
Who’s the last person you guys all FaceTimed?
Boom. Question asked. Josh.
I FaceTimed, Me and Jordan FaceTimed this morning.
For like a long time actually.
My entire car ride here. Yeah.
Whatever.
I was making sure you’re okay
’cause in the group text I was worried.
Yeah. Oh my God.
And I saw your face like, okay. He’s good.
Yeah. I’m okay. He’s good.
You know, I’m a survivor.
Yeah. You know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. FaceTime to my dad.
Okay, mine was my dad too,
but I didn’t wanna say like it was my dad, okay?
He checked on me.
Yesterday was my first big premiere, like.
I FaceTimed audioed my dad at 1:36.
Wish my dad called me.
Mine was my dad too.
Wait, so all of us- We both got with our dads.
Yours was your dad? Shout out to Dad.
No.
Alright. I’m gonna ask Rachel a question.
Okay. This or this?
[quirky music]
This. I’m curious.
Yes. I’m curious.
All right, Rachel. No cheating.
No. I feel like this-
Show us your screen time.
[dramatic music] My screen time?
I feel like hers is low though.
You think it’s gonna be low?
His would’ve been higher. | No. I don’t know.
Okay. Wait.
Do you wanna guess? I wanna guess.
Or you saw it? Yeah, I saw it.
I saw it too. I wanna guess.
10 hours. Today?
Average daily. No. Average week.
Daily average. That’s daily average, right?
10 hours. Yeah. Yeah.
That’s a lot.
You think daily average
is 10 hours? 10.
Five hours, 45 minutes. Whoa.
[Rachel] Wait, what’s yours?
Can we just all do it? I’m curious.
Mine is like around 10.
A day?
What are you doing on it? But right now in my life,
I don’t go on it during the week
and then on the weekends I binge, you know?
I’m nervous. Wait, what is mine?
Oh, mine is six hours 53 minutes.
Oh my God. I’m past- That’s good.
Okay. So you’re psychotic, Jordan.
Maybe mine was eight.
Mine.- Josh is it high?
Mine, I promise you is the lowest.
It’s like one hour. Surprise, surprise.
But it’s more than I thought. Oh, okay.
Two hours, 55.
Oh, mine is 542.
Mine’s three hours, days. Oh my God.
You’re less than me.
Mine’s three hours and 24 minutes.
I guess I need to get off my phone.
They have been up in my grill for the past two years.
I feel like we know like all about each other.
We’re pretty tight.
We would have to do lie serum.
That would be, we should try
a lie serum. Lie serum.
Let’s do lie serum. And lie to each other.
Thanks for watching.
[All] See you next time.
See you next time.
Yes! I Love LA!
Cheers. Hurrah, huzzah!
Oh my God. Oh shit.
[all laughing]
