Welcome to 2026. The training wheels are off. With Uranus entering Gemini and Neptune shifting into Aries, the cosmic script isn’t just flipping—it’s being burned and rewritten.
Forget the therapy-speak. This is your survival guide. We’re talking about when to launch the business, when to secure the bag, and when to absolutely block his number.
Here is your 2026 astrology forecast, no chaser.
January 2026
The hangover is real, but so is the ambition. Sober up quickly, because the planets aren’t waiting for you to find your electrolytes.
Jan 1 — Mercury (Sagittarius) square Neptune (Pisces): You are going to misread the room. Do not send that “witty” text to your boss; they won’t get the joke, and you’ll look messy.
Jan 1 — Mercury enters Capricorn: The party is over. While everyone else is nursing a headache, you need to be plotting your way to the corner office.
Jan 2 — Chiron Directs in Aries: Stop whining about your “inner child” and start acting like an adult. The victim narrative is so 2025.
Jan 3 — Full Moon in Cancer: Stay home. The vibes are clingy and emotional. Order takeout, lock the door, and refuse to solve anyone else’s crisis.
Jan 6 — Sun conjunct Venus (Capricorn): You look expensive today. Wear the blazer that makes you feel like a CEO, even if you’re just buying oat milk.
Jan 7 — Venus conjunct Mars (Capricorn): Power Couple Energy. Find a partner who matches your tax bracket or your ambition. If they don’t have a 5-year plan, swipe left.
Jan 9 — Sun conjunct Mars (Capricorn): You are a machine today. Crush the to-do list, but check your ego—nobody likes a sore winner.
Jan 11 — Vesta enters Aquarius: Your weirdest ideas are your best ones. Stop trying to fit the corporate mold and pitch the strategy that sounds a little crazy.
Jan 14 — Venus (Capricorn) sextile Saturn (Pisces): Lock it down. This is the day to sign the lease or define the relationship. Flaking is not an option.
Jan 17 — Venus enters Aquarius: Love gets intellectual. You need a partner who can debate you, not just someone who looks good in a dimly lit bar.
Jan 17 — Mercury conjunct Mars (Capricorn): Your tongue is a weapon today. Use it to slay the competition, not your best friend.
Jan 18 — New Moon in Capricorn: The Real New Year. Set the goals that actually pay the bills. If it doesn’t make money or sense, cut it.
Jan 19 — Sun enters Aquarius: Freak Flag Fly High. The next four weeks are about rebellion. If the rule doesn’t make sense, break it.
Jan 19 — Venus conjunct Pluto (Aquarius): Obsession alert. Stalking their location is not “checking in.” Put the phone down before you get blocked.
Jan 20 — Mercury enters Aquarius: Think faster. The group chat is going to move at light speed. No bad ideas, just boring ones.
Jan 21 — Sun conjunct Mercury (Aquarius): Go to the town hall and cause a stir. Your voice is the loudest one in the room.
? Jan 23 — Mars enters Aquarius: The Resistance Begins. You’re fighting for your independence now. Don’t let anyone micro-manage you.
Jan 23 — Sun conjunct Pluto (Aquarius): A total power reset. If you’ve been playing small, today is the day you flip the table.
? Jan 26 — Neptune enters Aries: MAJOR SHIFT. The era of “vibes” is ending; the era of action begins. Spirituality gets aggressive. Fight for what you believe in, or get out of the way.
Jan 27 — Mars conjunct Pluto (Aquarius): Explosive energy. You can burn the bridge or build a skyscraper. Choose wisely.
February 2026
The month the systems crumble. We have an Eclipse and Saturn moving signs. It’s time to grow up.
Feb 1 — Full Moon in Leo: Drama Central. Main Character Energy is at an all-time high. If you aren’t the star, you’re the audience. Dress accordingly.
Feb 3 — Uranus Directs in Taurus: The financial rollercoaster stabilizes—briefly. Check your crypto, check your stocks, and stop holding onto assets that are dead weight.
Feb 5 — Mercury (Aquarius) square Uranus (Taurus): Tech glitch hell. Save your work twice. Don’t reply to emails when you’re angry.
Feb 6 — Mercury enters Pisces: Logic leaves the building. You’re going to be feeling everything. Read poetry, but don’t sign contracts.
Feb 10 — Venus enters Pisces: Rose-colored glasses are welded to your face. Enjoy the romance, but check their credit score before you move in.
? Feb 13 — Saturn enters Aries: REALITY CHECK. The next two years are about disciplined action. No more “manifesting” from the couch. If you want it, you have to fight for it.
Feb 15 — Sun (Aquarius) square Uranus (Taurus): Authority figures are annoying today. Power struggles are unfair. Avoid the boss.
? Feb 17 — New Moon in Aquarius (Solar Eclipse): System Reboot. Sudden, jarring changes are coming to your social circle. Adapt or get left behind.
Feb 20 — Saturn conjunct Neptune (Aries): The dream meets the cold, hard wall of reality. If your plan has holes, they will be exposed today.
? Feb 25 — Mercury Retrograde in Pisces: Brain Fog. You will lose your keys, your wallet, and your train of thought. Don’t launch anything. Just survive.
Feb 27 — Mars (Aquarius) square Uranus (Taurus): Reckless behavior alert. You want to burn it all down. Don’t quit your job just because the coffee machine is broken.
March 2026
Eclipse season continues. Everyone is fighting a shadow battle. Be kind, but keep your guard up.
Mar 2 — Mars enters Pisces: The warrior gets passive-aggressive. Expect guilt trips instead of direct confrontation. Don’t play the game.
? Mar 3 — Full Moon in Virgo (Lunar Eclipse): The Detox. Your bad habits are screaming to be released. Clean your apartment, clean your diet, and delete the contacts that drain you.
Mar 6 — Venus enters Aries: Love becomes a battlefield. The chase is more fun than the catch. If they aren’t obsessed with you, move on.
Mar 8 — Venus conjunct Saturn (Aries): The buzzkill. Rejection is possible. If they say no, accept it with dignity and plot your revenge for later.
Mar 10 — Jupiter Directs in Cancer: Luck returns to the home front. Real estate or family matters finally start moving forward.
Mar 15 — Mercury conjunct Mars (Pisces): Emotional verbal vomit. You might say something you can’t take back. Write the angry letter, then burn it.
Mar 18 — New Moon in Pisces: Final Release. Let go of the last year’s baggage. The astrological New Year is days away. Travel light.
? Mar 20 — Sun enters Aries (Equinox): HAPPY ASTROLOGICAL NEW YEAR. The slate is clean. You have energy, audacity, and zero chill. Go start something.
Mar 20 — Mercury Directs in Pisces: The fog lifts. You can finally make sense of the last three weeks of chaos.
Mar 25 — Sun conjunct Saturn (Aries): The grown-up table. You have responsibilities. Do them without whining and you’ll earn respect.
Mar 29 — Juno enters Aquarius: Marriage gets modern. Throw out the traditional script. Whatever works for you is the right way.
Mar 30 — Venus enters Taurus: Luxe Life. Love slows down and gets sensual. Stop texting and actually touch grass (or expensive sheets).
April 2026
The month the world changes. Uranus enters Gemini. Prepare for information overload.
Apr 1 — Full Moon in Libra: Relationship Audit. Who is pulling their weight? If it’s not 50/50, it’s time to renegotiate.
Apr 3 — Venus (Taurus) square Pluto (Aquarius): Jealousy is ugly. Don’t snoop through their phone unless you want to find something that hurts.
Apr 9 — Mars enters Aries: Homecoming. Mars is home and he is ready to brawl. Assertiveness is mandatory. Do not apologize for taking up space.
Apr 12 — Mars conjunct Neptune (Aries): Action meets intuition. Chase the dream, but make sure you’re chasing a reality, not a mirage.
Apr 14 — Mercury enters Aries: No Filter. You’re going to speak your mind. Try not to get fired, but definitely say what needs to be said.
Apr 16 — Mercury conjunct Neptune (Aries): A lie travels halfway around the world today. Verify everything before you retweet.
? Apr 17 — New Moon in Aries: The Spark. This is the best day of the year to start something new. Launch the brand. Ask for the date. Just GO.
Apr 19 — Sun enters Taurus: Stabilize. Stop running. Plant your feet, check your bank account, and enjoy a really good meal.
Apr 23 — Venus conjunct Uranus (Taurus): Surprise spending or surprise romance. Something weird and wonderful is about to happen.
Apr 23 — Venus enters Gemini: Flirt with everyone. Variety is the spice of life. Commitment? We don’t know her right now.
Apr 25 — Sun (Taurus) square Pluto (Aquarius): Power struggle. Someone is trying to control the resources. Don’t let them.
? Apr 25 — Uranus enters Gemini: THE GREAT DISRUPTION. The planet of chaos enters the sign of communication. The internet will change. News will change. Your mind will change. Get ready for 7 years of revolution.
Apr 26 — Mercury (Aries) square Jupiter (Cancer): Overselling it. You promise the moon, but can only deliver a lamp. Manage expectations.
Apr 28 — Venus (Gemini) trine Pluto (Aquarius): Deep conversations. Small talk is banned. Ask them what they’re afraid of.
May 2026
Taurus season grounds us, but Gemini season is coming to blow our minds. Stay flexible.
May 1 — Full Moon in Scorpio: Secrets Revealed. Whatever was hidden in the dark is coming to light. Don’t be the one holding the smoking gun.
May 2 — Mercury enters Taurus: Slow down. Speak slowly and clearly. If it’s not practical, don’t say it.
May 4 — Mars (Aries) square Jupiter (Cancer): Temper tantrum risk high. You’re overreacting. Take a walk before you scream at the barista.
? May 6 — Pluto Retrograde in Aquarius: Power Review. Who holds the leash in your life? If it’s not you, it’s time to take it back.
May 13 — Vesta enters Aries: Trailblazer energy. Be the first one to do it.
May 16 — New Moon in Taurus: Plant the Seeds. Financial goals set today have serious growth potential. Open the savings account.
May 17 — Mercury enters Gemini: Brain Buzz. You have 50 tabs open in your browser and your brain. Multi-tasking is your superpower now.
May 17 — Mercury conjunct Uranus (Gemini): EUREKA. A lightning bolt of genius. You solve the problem that’s been plaguing you for months.
May 18 — Mars enters Taurus: The bull sees red… slowly. You have stamina now. You can outlast anyone.
May 18 — Venus enters Cancer: Nesting mode. You want to stay home and cuddle. It’s cozy, but don’t smother your partner.
May 20 — Sun enters Gemini: Chaos Season. Curiosity is king. Gossip is currency. Stay informed, but don’t believe everything you hear.
May 22 — Sun conjunct Uranus (Gemini): Wild Card. Anything can happen today. Break your routine before it breaks you.
May 25 — Mars (Taurus) square Pluto (Aquarius): Unstoppable force meets immovable object. Don’t engage in a power struggle today; nobody wins.
May 28 — Venus (Cancer) square Saturn (Aries): Rejection hurts. You feel unloved. You aren’t; everyone is just busy. Go to bed early.
May 31 — Full Moon in Sagittarius: Freedom Call. You need to escape. Book a ticket, or at least drive to the next town over. The walls are closing in.
June 2026
Summer starts with big Jupiter energy. Prepare to roar.
Jun 1 — Mercury enters Cancer: Conversations get emotional. People are taking things personally. Watch your tone.
Jun 3 — Mercury (Cancer) square Neptune (Aries): Confusion. You are misinterpreting the silence. Stop spiraling.
? Jun 5 — Juno Retrograde in Aquarius: Relationship Review. Are you losing yourself in the partnership? Time to reclaim your individuality.
Jun 9 — Venus conjunct Jupiter (Cancer): BEST DAY. Love, luck, and happiness. Enjoy it. You deserve a win.
Jun 13 — Venus enters Leo: Hot Girl Summer. It’s time to show off. Be loud, be proud, be sparkly. Subtlety is dead.
Jun 14 — New Moon in Gemini: Launch It. Start the blog, the podcast, the rumor. Get the word out.
Jun 15 — Venus (Leo) sextile Uranus (Gemini): Shock value. Wear the outfit that makes people stare.
Jun 17 — Venus (Leo) opposition Pluto (Aquarius): Drama. Someone is jealous of your shine. Let them stay mad.
Jun 21 — Sun enters Cancer: Solstice. Retreat to your shell. Summer is here, but you need a nap first. Family time is mandatory.
Jun 28 — Mars enters Gemini: Words are Weapons. You can argue your way out of anything. Just don’t start fights for entertainment.
? Jun 29 — Mercury Retrograde in Cancer: Nostalgia Trap. Exes are coming back. Don’t let them in. You broke up for a reason.
Jun 29 — Full Moon in Capricorn: Career Peak. You worked hard. Now take the credit. If they don’t give you a raise, update your LinkedIn.
? Jun 29 — Jupiter enters Leo: THE GLOW UP. The next year is about confidence, creativity, and taking up space. If you aren’t betting on yourself, you’re losing money.
July 2026
Retrograde season heats up, but Jupiter in Leo keeps the party going.
Jul 3 — Mars conjunct Uranus (Gemini): Explosion. Sudden anger or sudden genius. Try not to crash the car.
Jul 5 — Mars (Gemini) trine Pluto (Aquarius): Mental domination. You are playing 4D chess while everyone else is playing checkers.
? Jul 7 — Neptune Retrograde in Aries: Reality Check. The fantasy fades. You see the red flags you painted white.
Jul 9 — Venus enters Virgo: Love gets practical. Showing up is a love language. Fixing the dishwasher is foreplay.
Jul 13 — Venus (Virgo) square Uranus (Gemini): Relationship glitch. Plans change. Roll with it or ruin your night.
Jul 14 — New Moon in Cancer: Emotional Reset. Cry it out, then build a fortress around your heart.
Jul 20 — Jupiter (Leo) opposition Pluto (Aquarius): Power hunger. You want it all. Be careful not to step on too many toes.
Jul 22 — Sun enters Leo: It’s Showtime. The world is your stage. If you aren’t having fun, you’re doing it wrong.
Jul 23 — Mercury Directs in Cancer: Communication clears up. You can stop misunderstanding every text message now.
? Jul 26 — Saturn Retrograde in Aries: Discipline Review. Where have you been slacking? Time to tighten up.
Jul 26 — Sun (Leo) opposition Pluto (Aquarius): Ego death. Someone challenges your authority. Don’t melt down.
Jul 29 — Venus (Virgo) square Mars (Gemini): Bickering. You’re annoyed by their breathing. Go to separate rooms.
Jul 29 — Sun conjunct Jupiter (Leo): THE GOLDEN DAY. Confidence, joy, and success. Ask for the world; you might get it.
Jul 29 — Full Moon in Aquarius: Community Win. Celebrate with your crew. You didn’t get here alone.
August 2026
Virgo season approaches to clean up our mess. But first, Leo finishes strong.
Aug 6 — Venus enters Libra: Flirt Mode. You are charming, diplomatic, and looking good. Peace returns to relationships.
Aug 9 — Mercury enters Leo: Loud opinions. You’re talking over people. Make sure you have something worth saying.
Aug 10 — Venus (Libra) opposition Neptune (Aries): Deception alert. They are too good to be true. Keep your wallet close.
Aug 11 — Mars enters Cancer: Passive aggression returns. People are crabby. Don’t take the bait.
? Aug 12 — New Moon in Leo (Solar Eclipse): Identity Crisis. Who are you when nobody is watching? Time to align your public persona with your soul.
Aug 15 — Mercury (Leo) opposition Pluto (Aquarius): Obsessive thinking. You’re stuck in a loop. Break the cycle.
Aug 21 — Venus (Libra) opposition Saturn (Aries): Loneliness. You feel blocked in love. It’s temporary. Don’t text your ex.
Aug 22 — Sun enters Virgo: Get Organized. Summer is over. Buy school supplies (or a planner) and get your life together.
Aug 25 — Mercury enters Virgo: Sharp Mind. Precision is key. Edit your work. Edit your life.
Aug 27 — Sun conjunct Mercury (Virgo): Clarity. You see the flaw in the plan. Fix it.
? Aug 27 — Full Moon in Pisces (Lunar Eclipse): The End. A cycle closes. It’s emotional, it’s messy, but it’s necessary. Let it go.
Aug 28 — Mercury (Virgo) square Uranus (Gemini): Anxiety spike. Your nervous system is fried. Unplug.
September 2026
Eclipse season hangover. Focus on balance as Libra season arrives.
Sep 1 — Mars (Cancer) square Saturn (Aries): Frustration. You’re driving with the brakes on. Stop pushing; you’ll strip the gears.
Sep 10 — Venus enters Scorpio: Goth Romance. Love gets deep, dark, and possessive. Kinky, but intense.
Sep 10 — Mercury enters Libra: Diplomatic immunity. You can say “no” so nicely they think you said “yes.”
? Sep 10 — Uranus Retrograde in Gemini: Internal Revolution. The chaos goes inward. You’re rethinking your entire worldview.
Sep 10 — New Moon in Virgo: Get It Together. The ultimate day for a to-do list. Organize your chaos.
Sep 12 — Mercury (Libra) opposition Neptune (Aries): Confused communications. They are lying, or you aren’t listening. Ask for clarification.
Sep 15 — Venus (Scorpio) square Pluto (Aquarius): Toxic Alert. Jealousy, manipulation, control. Don’t be that person, and don’t date that person.
Sep 18 — Mercury (Libra) opposition Saturn (Aries): Mental block. You hear “no.” Don’t take it personally.
Sep 22 — Sun enters Libra: Fall Equinox. Balance is the goal. Charm is the method. Fake it til you make it.
Sep 25 — Sun (Libra) trine Pluto (Aquarius): Empowerment. You realize you hold the cards.
Sep 26 — Full Moon in Aries: Self-First. Be selfish. You’ve compromised enough. Take what is yours.
Sep 27 — Mars enters Leo: Drama King. You want attention. Go get it. Bold action is rewarded.
Sep 30 — Mercury enters Scorpio: Detective Mind. You’re suspicious. You should be. Trust your gut.
October 2026
Spooky season gets real. Venus goes retrograde. Hold onto your hearts (and wallets).
Oct 2 — Mercury (Scorpio) square Mars (Leo): Snappy comeback. You’re irritable. Don’t pick a fight you can’t win.
? Oct 3 — Venus Retrograde in Scorpio: Love Haunting. Exes return. Toxic patterns resurface. Money gets weird. Do not get a haircut. Do not text him.
Oct 3 — Mars (Leo) opposition Pluto (Aquarius): RAGE. Explosive anger. Walk away before you destroy something valuable.
Oct 4 — Sun (Libra) opposition Saturn (Aries): Roadblock. You are stopped in your tracks. Patience is the only way through.
Oct 6 — Mercury conjunct Venus (Scorpio): Deep talks about money and love. Dig into the trauma.
Oct 10 — New Moon in Libra: Reset Balance. A quiet moment to set intentions for peace. You need it.
Oct 15 — Sun (Libra) sextile Jupiter (Leo): Lucky day. A bright spot in a dark month. Say yes.
? Oct 15 — Pluto Directs in Aquarius: Evolution. The deep transformation starts moving forward. You are not the same person you were in May.
Oct 19 — Venus (Scorpio) square Pluto (Aquarius): Obsession. Jealousy eats you alive. Stop checking their location.
Oct 23 — Sun enters Scorpio: Deep Dive. It’s officially spooky season. Embrace the darkness. Transformation is painful but necessary.
? Oct 24 — Mercury Retrograde in Scorpio: Double Trouble. Mercury AND Venus retrograde? Hide. Misunderstandings turn into vendettas. Zip your lip.
Oct 25 — Venus Retrograde enters Libra: Ex-Files. The “nice” ex comes back. They still aren’t right for you.
Oct 25 — Full Moon in Taurus: Cash Out. Harvest your rewards. Enjoy the physical pleasures. You earned it.
Oct 30 — Mercury (Scorpio) square Mars (Leo): Sharp tongue. You want to scream. Write it in your journal instead.
November 2026
The fog lifts mid-month. Until then, survive the retrogrades.
Nov 4 — Sun conjunct Mercury (Scorpio): Truth bomb. You see clearly now. The secret is out.
Nov 13 — Mercury Directs in Scorpio: The paranoia fades. You can trust your brain again.
Nov 13 — Venus Directs in Libra: Love returns to normal. You can get a haircut now. The “ick” recedes.
Nov 15 — Mars conjunct Jupiter (Leo): BIG ENERGY. Massive confidence. Take the leap. Fortune favors the bold.
Nov 18 — Sun (Scorpio) square Jupiter (Leo): Overindulgence. You think you can do it all. You can’t. Scale back.
? Nov 21 — Ceres Retrograde in Cancer: Emotional hunger. You miss your mom, or your childhood. Comfort yourself.
Nov 21 — Sun enters Sagittarius: Freedom. Pack your bags. The heavy Scorpio vibes lift. Optimism returns.
Nov 24 — Full Moon in Gemini: Mental Clutter. Too much information. Pick one lane and stay in it.
Nov 25 — Sun (Sagittarius) opposition Uranus (Gemini): Restless. You need to break free. Do something wild.
Nov 25 — Mars enters Virgo: Work Mode. The party is over. Time to clean up the mess and get efficient.
Nov 29 — Uranus (Gemini) trine Pluto (Aquarius): Innovation. The future is here. Embrace the tech.
Nov 29 — Sun (Sagittarius) trine Saturn (Aries): Mature optimism. You have a plan, and it’s a good one.
December 2026
Ending the year with a Sagittarius adventure and a Capricorn reality check.
Dec 3 — Mercury (Scorpio) square Jupiter (Leo): Exaggerated stories. Don’t believe the hype.
Dec 4 — Mars (Virgo) square Uranus (Gemini): Nervous energy. Accidents happen when you rush. Slow down.
Dec 4 — Venus enters Scorpio: Love gets intense… again. But this time you’re ready for the depth.
Dec 5 — Mercury enters Sagittarius: Blunt Talk. Foot-in-mouth disease is rampant. Think before you speak.
Dec 8 — New Moon in Sagittarius: New Horizons. Set intentions for travel and education. Expand your world.
Dec 9 — Venus (Scorpio) square Pluto (Aquarius): Relationship power play. Here we go again. Stand firm.
Dec 10 — Saturn Directs in Aries: Green Light. The roadblocks vanish. Go get your goals.
Dec 12 — Neptune Directs in Aries: The dream moves forward. Action time.
? Dec 12 — Jupiter Retrograde in Leo: Joy Review. Are you actually happy, or just performing happiness? Time to find your real roar.
Dec 18 — Sun (Sagittarius) trine Jupiter (Leo): Big Optimism. You feel invincible. Enjoy the high.
Dec 21 — Sun enters Capricorn: Winter Solstice. The year is closing. Time to get serious about 2027 resolutions.
Dec 23 — Full Moon in Cancer: Cozy Christmas. Stay home. Hug your family. Cry a little happy tear.
Dec 25 — Mercury enters Capricorn: Business mind. Even on holiday, you’re thinking about your career.
Dec 26 — Mercury (Capricorn) square Neptune (Gemini): Brain fog. Post-holiday crash. Do nothing.
Dec 31 — Sun (Capricorn) trine Mars (Virgo): Finish Strong. You end the year productive, organized, and ready to dominate 2027.
